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Pineapple Flirting Strategy
Doing it analogical way.
How many people open Tinder, Bumble, Grinder, or any other so-called dating app every day, hoping to find a date, a partner, a spouse, or just to spend the night together? There are as many different motivations as there are people, but all of them have one thing in common: they are all looking for a significant other in some form.
If you’re about to enter the dating scene and ask your friends for advice, most of them would probably suggest dating apps. It’s the most popular way, and some claim it’s the easiest way to meet new people. It’s even become a common joke at weddings. The one I attended two days ago started with the love story of the bride and groom: “… they met on a dating app (…) she liked that he enjoyed traveling and spoke many languages (…) she was intrigued by his bio since the photo was terrible (…)”.
And although dating apps were all the rage in Spain just a month ago, now everyone is going analog. What you need to do is go to a supermarket at a specific time, place a pineapple upside down in your cart, and bump into the cart of the person who catches your eye. Sounds easy, right?
This procedure has gained so much attention and curiosity over the past week that the supermarket chain, which has also become a popular dating spot, is now out of pineapples! It’s…
